[martin_fierro]

"Everybody told me, 'God, if you're coming to Canonsburg, you've got to find time to go to Toy's, and he'll take care of you,'" Mr. Kerry said, dropping the name of a restaurant his motorcade had passed on the way in. "I understand it's my kind of place, because you don't have to - you know, when they give you the menu, I'm always struggling: Ah, what do you want?
"He just gives you what he's got, right?" Mr. Kerry added, continuing steadily off a gangplank of his own making: "And you don't have to worry, it's whatever he's cooked up that day. And I think that's the way it ought to work, for confused people like me who can't make up our minds."

Waffling at the waffle house!

[goldstategop]

Apparently, Kerry has NEVER dined in less than a five star restaurant in his entire life. No wonder Teresa didn't know what chili was and its obvious Liveshot has no idea how to read a menu with such things as hot dogs, hamburgers, and philly cheesesteak sandwiches on it. Heck, he doesn't even know how to eat a hoagie!