[AmericanMade1776]

DORK FROM MASSACHUSETTS, DO YOU HAVE A GUN PERMIT TO CARRY THAT WEAPON? DORK FROM MASSACHUSETTS DOES YOUR NEW RIFLE HAVE A SAFETY LOCK ON IT, BECAUSE MASSACHUSETTS REQUIRES IT? DORK FROM MASSACHUSETTS DO YOU KNOW THAT LAWS ABOUT TRANSPORTING WEAPONS INTO MASSACHUSETTS?

[andy58-in-nh]

You can have your tax cut back when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!!!

[claudiustg]

Looks like a Remington 1100 shotgun to me.

[antaresequity]

Another Dukakis moment

[tje]

This ones my rifle (?), this one's my gun. This ones for shooting, this ones for fun.

[annyokie]

Sheesh. I'm a handgun gal and I know that's a shotgun. Who writes this copy?

[areafiftyone]

Hey everyone check out this post from earlier KERRY GETS LABOR DAY 'GOOSE EGG' FROM GUN DEAN! (Smashes Kerry and his purple hearts!)

[Cobra64]

Looks like a pump shotgun to me. If it were a semi, Dork would have ruined another piece of his campaign on the assault wepons arguement. Further, If I were in the crowd, I'd be ducking back to the parking lot, post haste. This man is so pathetic, I can't believe it. W should do a flyover in an F22 over one of his wife's mansions. (just dreamin' my fellow FReepers)

[The South Texan]

I fired one of these in Vietnam.

[kAcknor]

This is a semiautomatic 12GA shotgun of the type I have voted to ban outright.

You have never seen me holding one before, but this one was given to me at the last minute by a supporter who (thankfully) doesn't have a clue about my record.

I urgently need your help to keep clueless!

[jennyjenny]

Big legs, small head, big light pole.

[N. Beaujon]

"Look, Ma, I can play 'manly man', too. (Now somebody get this oily thing away from my Ralph Lauren Khaki's.)"

[DannyTN]

• "They are taking me snipe hunting!"
• "We were hunting snipe across the Cambodian border one Christmas"

  What's the deal with Kerry wanting to sport a gun everywhere he goes. Is he thinking that the anti-gun crowd is also the anti-war crowd and are so solidly in his corner that he can troll for pro-gun votes?

[Slyfox]

Hey, Senator! Watch out fer that trouser snake comin' outta yer shirt!!

[Gator113]

Mr. Kerry, I knew John Wayne and Mr. Kerry, you are no John Wayne.

[talosiv]

KERRY COURTS DEM S-MART VOTERS

"Listen up you primitive screwheads. This is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Prime Choice]

"Take a long hard look, you serfs. This
is the closest you unwashed plebeians will
ever get to a firearm if I'm elected."

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Dork (AP, the Yahoo, or kskerry) does not know the difference between rifle and shotgun?

OK, who in WV made the straw buy for the duffus dork from MA?

[Wolfhound777]

If I'm elected, all your guns belong to us.

[TC Rider]

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry holds a rifle offered to him by supporters before delivering a speech during a meeting with coal mine workers in Racine, West Virginia

That's no rifle. It actually looks like a shotgun to me, the only type of long gun that one could still shoot if legislation proposed by Ted Kennedy and voted on by Kerry had passed.

[chainsaw]

You mention my court martial and I'm going to hunt you down.
On my stomach of course.