A LETTER TO AMERICA by Bill Clinton (ghostwritten by DFU)

DFU | 9-5-04 | DFU

[ladyinred]

If only.....!

[Auntie Dem]

WOW! What a fantasy! I'm sure we'll see something just like this from Bubba real soon.

[LibWhacker]

Now you listen to me . . .

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Dear Doug:

"The thing I most regret is that my waste of a life has allowed those pesky Republicans to control the House, the Senate and the White house for the first time in, well, a long, long time.

Maybe if I hadn't have been such a louse, I would have had a different legacy, but after beating Dole in 96, every time I supported a candidate, he would lose. Talk about the "Kiss of Death".

But now I am stuck with this legacy, I've helped elect more Republicans that Ronald Reagan.

[luvbach1]

I don't know if that was your intention, but I had to smile a few times.Well written.

[CWOJackson]

You really had me going until I got to the I'm sorry part, then I knew it was a joke.

[doug from upland]

This is not a joke. He is facing his mortality and this is what he needs to do to try to make things right.

[doug from upland]

Great picture. That is the real face of Bill Clinton. I have the feeling he is reading this and directing his finger and rage directly at me.

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

OK, Doug, he needs to repent.

I believe that it is possible that he could repent.

But WILL he?

I for one doubt it. CGTGOC...

[ozzymandus]

Do you seriously expect a psychotic, pathological liar to repent, even is he was really on his deathbed?

[doug from upland]

I somehow don't think he will but thought I'd offer him a suggestion if he is not feeling well enough to write.

That reminds me of a great story told by Dick Morris. I'm pretty sure it was a State of the Union Speech, possibly in 1998. As Morris was writing it in his office, Clinton took the pages as they were finished and wrote them in his own hand. He then took total credit for the speech as if he had written the whole thing. Tell you what, Bill, if you say these things, I will gladly let you have all the credit.

[doug from upland]

I don't expect it. Just trying to be helpful.

[luvbach1]

I regret that your body was taken to the park and dumped.

That was too much.

[longfellow]

He's got Mussolinis mouth.

[longfellow]

We can dream can't we.

[Hank Rearden]

It'll be a plus if the pile of crap hangs on until at least, oh, say, February.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

I cheated on you hundreds of times.

You mean per year, right?

[LibWhacker]

I have the feeling he is reading this and directing his finger and rage directly at me.

I hear 'ya . . . Gives me the willies!

It'd be fantastic if he would sign your letter, btw. He'll need a major change of heart though before he ever does that, lol! But who knows? I might happen. God works in mysterious ways.

[LibWhacker]

I could see him ordering me (or most any of us) to be dragged outside and shot. I don't think he'd lose any sleep over it, that's for sure.