[Morgan's Raider]

True, but you can usually get them to drink a couple a fiths a day, which keeps them incoherent and harmless.

Workd well for Larry Hagman, didn't it. And Teddy the Hutt (at least the incoherent part).

[mnehring]

All this made me think of the best way we can beat Kerry.

Every time he has a rally, bring hundreds of large mirrors and post them all around the audience. He will be so entranced gazing into his own eyes that he will forget his speech.