Fair request, but that'll be the end of the discussion, right there. It can't be done.
As for Javelina not liking my comparison of Dr. Keyes' superior logic and wisdom to Jesus', you'd have to have read the Gospels to know what I was talking about.
Jesus revealed a wisdom that is from above. That does sound "silly" to anyone who hasn't had such a revelation from God and is basing their existence upon their own logic.