With his $400 "doo" he could be called Hairy Kerry.
Mark Steyn said some months ago that Kerry was 'botoxificated'. Also called him, 'Nuancyboy'. Looking closely at Kerry today...at his campaign stop in Ohio, it appears that his face is melting. I kid you not. Bags under the eyes have moved sideways, drooping...like a Peter Sellers/Inspector Clouseau disguise. You can't make this stuff up, guys.