Let's see - sKerry is down 11 points in the polls - what to do? I know! Shotgun-shooting-photo-op! That'll do the trick.
What's the matter, was Lurch's windsurfing board being waxed or in for its 50,000 mile tuneup?
Does this guy ever work?
I wonder if he busted his nose after he pulled the trigger... it'd be an improvement.