"the hooker, who is now 58"
Okaaay, this guy really is messed up. I can at least sympathize with being hung up over a hot 25 year old.
No making fun of the 58-year-old working girls! I imagine they get quite a lot of business from guys with 'mommy' issues--and what guy doesn't?
I caught that "58" also. Maybe it was the way she attached the electrodes?