Haha.
She would LOVE to have a cowboy. Cowboys drink beer, don't they? They rassle them doggies (Pronounced doe-ggies.), don't they? They are true blue and won't stain.
What's not to like?
I wouldn't know, I'm no cowboy and though I respect and admire them am too proud to be a wannabe. Further, even if I had any interest in a snotty young eurosocialist, Mrs Magslinger was at the party, too.