A couple of suggestions: Try putting a small fluorescent lightbulb in your microwave and run it for about five minutes. That will de-activate the monitoring devices and you can get a nice charred crust on your food thereafter too.
While I don't suggest going without an aluminum foil hat, you may want to consider removing any fillings you have too. The TriLateral Commision and the Bilderburgers are monitoring your thoughts and incase of a Masonic uprising can take control of your body to make you join their drone army. Everybody knows all dentists are affiliated with the Jewish bankers.
Owl_Eagle
”Guns Before Butter.”
The TriLateral Commision and the Bilderburgers are monitoring your thoughts and in case of a Masonic uprising can take control of your body to make you join their drone army. I've got that covered. My doctor told me the 50 mg tablet of lithium per day will prevent them from taking control. As he says, a lithium a day keeps the Bildebergers away!
However, since I've opted to keep my fillings, I can't take the plywood covering off the front of my TV, lest the Latter Day Saints© (a division of AmWay) come into my living room and disrupt the order of my life - and its very fragile, you know.