Posted on 09/03/2004 12:07:04 PM PDT by kcvl
Rush Limbaugh's Surprising New Gal Pal
Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh must be feeling better after his separation in June from his third wife, Marta. He has a new girlfriend--and it's a surprising coupling that lends credence to the idea that opposites attract. She's none other than CNN anchor Daryn Kagan, reports Washington Post "Reliable Source" columnist Richard Leiby.
Rush has said on the air that Marta didn't ask for the divorce, he did. I have no idea what the truth is about that or this "news".
Go home and tell her.
Its just not the same :)
Depends on who she reports to.
Hate to see it, myself, but....oh well.
Good choice.
Rush asked Marta for a divorce...prolly costing him a large portion of his net worth.
Marta was wife #3 I believe.
Let me get my tinfoil had positioned here:
I suspect a left-wing plot. She gets inside, learns anything unfavorable about our favorite talk radio host, keeps a journal, and then walks out and publishes it for megabucks on her own.
Rush had better have the best pre-nup ever written.
Sorry to hear this. I thought Marta was cute, and maybe even a hottie. But, as they say, "a man has only a limited amount of blood. If he's thinking, it flows to his head. If he's horney it flows...(well you know). :o)
Rush shoulda untied that other half of his brain before he jumped into this.
That's an obscure but really funny ref. Thanks!
"Look hotshot, I'm going to tell you something right now. I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're trowelling out."
Now, hold on a minute! What makes you think that a "Midnight Conversion" wouldn't work to our favor?
Remember, Marta was an aerobics instructor. How many of us fellas wished we could have private lessions in love with a flexible femme that could wear a leotard with confidence? Rush couldn't have come out of that marriage without getting a regularly scheduled workout...and a few new tricks.
(I can't believe I am actually discussing this.)
I guess the proof in the pudding -- if this could possibly be true -- will be whether Kagan suddenly loses face time on CNN and defects to FNC.
And to paraphrase Michael Savage's spoof of Rush: "Ah yes, I just got back from the golf course. That minimum wage sure sucks. Now go out there and start your own business..."
Brooke Shields/Michael Jackson. Presley/Michael Jackson. Thorton/Jolie. Lovett/Roberts. Clinton/Stronach.
Hillary Clinton/anybody. Maureen Dowd/anybody....
I once heard Stephen Ambrose say we have only enough blood to operate either our brain or our groin,....not both at the same time.
Thanks for complimenting me on my intelligence.
If Rush is serious, it is a very stupid thing to do. I liked Marta. Whatever happened; they should have tried to work things out. My husband and I have been married for 21 years and we have gone through hell and back.
Why did Rush and Marta split up?
Daryn Kagan is very beautiful.
Maybe he can convert her to the right side of news.
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