I prefer the headline "Minimalized Drunken Presidential Candidate slurs through Attack Monologue"
I didn't catch it and friends tell me the gigolo looked and sounded like he was drunk or on drugs and the thing was so great an embarassment for the dems that a couple of networks which had started to carry it dropped out. They say it was an incoherent, rambling disaster.
Is that what you got from it?