[doug from upland]

This just in: judges say itsamelman made two errors that had not been caught by the judges.....Doug has hired Mark Gerragos who is already creating a dossier on itsamelman. And what the held kind of name is itsamelman, anyway?

[itsamelman]

HaHa! How much you paying those judges anyway? Looks like I'm gonna have to be the bigger man here and concede. Guess we'll never see itsamelman on a Wheaties box after all.

And the name? It can be traced back to one loooong night in Baja long ago and involves 3 guys, 4 strippers, a bucket of sandcrabs, ample bottles of tequila, and this guy...