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Man charged in farmyard romp with pig
Court TV ^ | Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET | By Tinuola Awopetu,

Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

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To: Fierce Allegiance

Packin Pork.


41 posted on 09/03/2004 8:24:08 AM PDT by c-b 1
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To: Fierce Allegiance
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

When are the Montana jokes going to begin...?

42 posted on 09/03/2004 8:25:41 AM PDT by Snardius
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Having sex with a pig, disgusting! Did you here that my little friend?
43 posted on 09/03/2004 8:25:44 AM PDT by GunnyHartman (Islam + Dubya = Waslam)
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To: Lurking2Long

Hey Ma, this BBQ tastes funny.


44 posted on 09/03/2004 8:27:08 AM PDT by Rebelbase (John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I'll bet Kermit is jealous...


45 posted on 09/03/2004 8:27:49 AM PDT by Snardius
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Ah did not have sex with that pig. Miss P Pie.

I'll bet Miss P Pie is sexier than Hillary.

46 posted on 09/03/2004 8:28:58 AM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: AppyPappy

The pig should never been out at that hour of the night. Clearly she enticed the guy. She was asking for it but then changed her mind when he wanted to do kinky things. She's a pig anyway. Only in it for the money.


47 posted on 09/03/2004 8:29:40 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Fierce Allegiance
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

Is is just because it was his -sister's- pig that they charged him, or what? :-)

48 posted on 09/03/2004 8:29:54 AM PDT by TheBigB ("I'm Bill Clinton, and I'm reporting for booty!")
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To: Fierce Allegiance

P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.



Mmmm-kay.....I think the joke is supposed to be that P-Pie says "He doesn't write, he doesn't call...."


49 posted on 09/03/2004 8:31:03 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Owl_Eagle; TheBigB; Mudboy Slim

I don't know what to say! This one has me speechless!


50 posted on 09/03/2004 8:32:55 AM PDT by HenryLeeII (sultan88, R.I.P.)
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To: steve in DC
between two consenting individuals

Didn't sound like P Pie consented.
51 posted on 09/03/2004 8:33:07 AM PDT by BabsC
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To: Fierce Allegiance

What mutually consenting potbellies do in the privacy of their living room is protected by the Supreme Court. Someone call the ACLU.

(a) Establish that the man also has a potbelly.
(b) Establish that the squeals were with delight.


52 posted on 09/03/2004 8:33:10 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army and Supporting Bush/Cheney 2004!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

"Get my lawyer on the phone. I am innocent!"

53 posted on 09/03/2004 8:34:36 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Fierce Allegiance

$10 bucks says that the guy is a Kerry supporter.


54 posted on 09/03/2004 8:34:56 AM PDT by Tempest (Don't blame me, I'm voting for Bush.)
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Is is just because it was his -sister's- pig that they charged him, or what?

Yes. Louisiana has very strict moral principles the clearly dictate that bestiality and incest CANNOT be combined into a single act.

55 posted on 09/03/2004 8:35:45 AM PDT by HenryLeeII (sultan88, R.I.P.)
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To: Constitution Day
five years in jail with or without hard labor.

"Hard" labor?

56 posted on 09/03/2004 8:35:45 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I can just hear it now... "after a few beers, I could've sworn I managed to bag a '10'!"

As in... "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woken up next to a few..."

57 posted on 09/03/2004 8:35:49 AM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You people are just a bunch of swine-o-phobes.


58 posted on 09/03/2004 8:36:43 AM PDT by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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59 posted on 09/03/2004 8:36:45 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: HenryLeeII
Yes. Louisiana has very strict moral principles the clearly dictate that bestiality and incest CANNOT be combined into a single act.

I thought you just had to buy a license... didn't know they had made it illegal.

60 posted on 09/03/2004 8:37:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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