KERRY'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG!!
(heard it last night on the television at the rally)
KERRY SINGS:
I would not be just a nothin’,
My head all full of stuffin’,
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and by merry,
Life would be a dingle derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain--
(if he only had a brain.) EDWARDS REFRAIN
I could tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore.
I could think of things I never thought before
And then I’d sit-- and think some more.
Ya, it would be kind of pleasin’
To reason out the reason,
For the things I can’t explain.
Then perhaps I’d deserve you,
And be even worthy of you,
If I only had a brain.
I could dance and by merry,
Life would be a dingle kerry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
(if he only had a brain.)