U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) (L) greets his running mate John Edwards (D-NC) at a late night rally in Springfield, Ohio, September 2, 2004. The rally, which kicks off Kerry's two-day bus tour of Ohio, began just after President George W. Bush accepted his party's nomination at the Republican Convention in New York. REUTERS/Jim Young US ELECTION REUTERS
Damn, they really are the "gay candidates" aren't they?
"JOHN!!! GUESS WHAT?!!! Viagra has come out with a new stronger pill!!!"