One that particularly caught my attention:
"I guess I'll let the voters decide which is more fit to lead this country - 5 deferments or 2 tours of duty."
TWO tours of duty? How does one serve two tours of duty in 4 months?
He's always referred to his USS Gridley WestPac deployment as a "tour". That's Kerry-speak.
In the deep-water Navy, we never called them "tours"; we called them "cruises".