If Bush speaks slow, he is critisized by the Lefties as being too lifeless. If he speaks too fast, he will be critisized by all the Lefties for sounding like a maniac.
"...If he speaks too fast, he will be critisized by all the Lefties for sounding like a maniac..."
That's the way John Flip-Flip talked at the "other" convention. And we all know HE'S a maniac. The only way he should get into the White House is on a guided tour.