Stern: Mit Gott ins Weisse Haus (With God into the White House)

One of the most ignorant posts I have read on Free Republic.

Thanks.

If you want to read something similar in English, read the Economist. It's a fine magazine in most respects, but its writers completely misunderstand faithful Christians -- evangelical, charismatic, or fundamental.

Grosse danke Troll. My aunt was kidnapped off of the streets, raped repeatedly and worked as a slave at the Ravensbruck Concentration Camp outside of Berlin. After liberation she left the camp in her bare feet and walked home across wartorn Europe.

But, that being said, I bear you no ill will. Good luck posting to your friends at Salon. (Do you use the same screenname over there?)

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Bush's Crusade

It is a really hot Saturday, and Saturdays are especially demanding for Les/Jesus, because he will be crucified two times. Midday at twelve o'clock and in the afternoon at 3:45, on each occasion, for 20 minutes. Which always requires certain preparation, both mental and physical, this is why Les Cheveldayoff must stop the "child head patting." Duty calls. He has to paint blood red whip marks on himself, then put on a little dust over his chest and back, shoulder a massive wooden beam and get going on the way of suffering: right at the fountain, down the Via Dolorosa, past Simeons' Ice stand and straight on to Golgotha. A thousand visitors expect an orderly crucifiction and enter the resurrection for $29:99, children at a reduced price. Jesus will be bound to the cross, die punctually at 3:40 and raise again at 3:45. There is enthusiasm in the audience.

A million people have already come to the "plastic Jerusalem," and the success is so overpowering, that the founder Marvin Rosenthal thinks about expansion and seeks another parcial of land on the other side of the highway, to the left is Disney world, to the right is Universal Studios; and in the middle, the Holy Land, and in the middle of the Holy Land "Noah's Ark," the next million dollar project. "God personally wants that," says Rosenthal. God also wanted for him to convert from Judaism to Christianity and because of that he has been saved, right on time for the end of the world. Armageddon, the great finale between good and evil, is close, it says so in the Bible. "It is the word of God," said Rosenthal, "It does not allow for any other interpretation."

Marvin Rosenthal is a good American. A Patriot. A man with Values. Who lives according to the scriptures and believes firmly that the world was created in seven days, Mary conceived as a virgin [a bit of paraphrase, but that is the jist] and Jesus walked on water. Rosenthal also believes, that homosexuality is a sin and abortion is murder and a wife should obey the husband. Rosenthal believes what at least 30 million fundamentalist Christians in the USA believe: in the literal interpretation of the Bibel, without ifs and buts. The president does not have to worry about Marvin on November 2nd, on election day. Christ like Rosenthal chose Bush, the the God fearing president.

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Troll...rofl.. funny... And why in particular would you think I am a troll and would post on Salon? This is getting interesting now.... And what does your aunt have to do with anything?

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God no longer wanted to see Les Cheveldayoff as the pilot of Cargo airplanes. Les believed that he encountered the Lord in Tampa Bay Florida. For many years it was so. Les is now 38 and played the son of God in "The Holy Land Experience," a type of Biblical Disneyland in Orlando Florida, with a replica of the Temple and a market, a via Dolorosa and souvinir shops, Golgotha and concession stands.

In order to become again president, George W. Bush mobilizes the fundamentalist Christians. Which does not fall it heavily, because it is one of them. An excursion by a world, in which there is only property and bad.

We met Jesus in lunch time briefly before the Kreuzigung. It sat at a well in the old part of town of Jerusalem, and the children around it asked: "Hey, you are Jesus?" It carried a long, grey cotton garb, the brown curls fell for it on the shoulder. It looked child heads from clear, blue eyes and taetschelte. Then Jesus spoke: "I have found my task. God wants me here."

Because God did not want to see Les Cheveldayoff longer than pilot of air freighters. Believes if Les, which the gentleman in Tampa Bay, Florida, met. Many years ago was that. Les is now 38 and plays the God son in "Holy the country Experience", a kind Biblical Disneyland in Orlando, Florida, with copied temple and market, via Dolorosa and Souvenirshops, Golgatha and Fressbuden.

Directly after Golgatha it is roaring a hot Saturday, and Saturdays particularly are for Les/Jesus exerting, because it is equivalent twice gekreuzigt. At noon over twelve and in the afternoon at 15.45 o'clock for in each case 20 minutes. Which always requires a certain preparation, mentally and physically, why Les Cheveldayoff must break the Kinderkopftaetscheln off. The obligation calls. It can be painted blood-red Peitschenstriemen on the body, throws still another little dust over chest and back, schultert a solid timber beam and makes themselves on the suffering way: at the well right, the via Dolorosa down, past at Simeons ice conditions and directly after Golgatha. Thousand visitors expect a tidy Kreuzigung and Auferstehung for the 29.99 dollar entrance, children reduced. Jesus is bound for point 15,40 o'clock to the cross, dies and rises around 15.45 again. Enthusiasm in the public.