"...indulging in a tryst with her secret lover, Mr. T."
I thought it was with T-Bone. (So much for MY sources).
Could be T-Bone, or maybe T-Rex.
Maybe we ought to freep her with the chant:
"Who's your Daddy?"
And all along, I thought it was slick willie. He has been known to dally with just about anything. And.......this one is rich beyond anything Hilabeans' reach.