Hello DIMRAT canvassers,
The following instructions are to help you understand the phenomenon you discovered werein you kept running into so many Bush supporters and just didn't understand it:
1. Sit down at a desk or table and take a big red crayon or red marker and in bold block letters print out the word "IDIOT" about 2" high. Affix some good tape to both ends of the strip with "IDIOT" on it. Perhaps Duct Tape would do nicely.
2. Find the smallest true room in your house--it usually has a sink about waist height and a big, usually white porcelain device that most people have the sense to sit on when getting rid of waste.
3. In this room, you will likely find a largish piece of glass--usually over the sink. Affix your new sign under this piece of glass.
4. With the light still on, stand in front of the sink and ponder long and hard until some insight begins to creep into your cranium. You may need occasional feedings and waterings until the light in your skull begins to at least faintly glow.
ROFL