"... now, fellahs... we're all fellow veterans here, right? 'Let bygones be bygones'... yes, sir, that's always been my motto, by golly! Heh-heh-heh... my goodness... I don't think I've ever seen quite this many torches and pitchforks at any American Legion function before this, in all honesty. Is this something new you men have started up just recently, or -- hey! YOU, there! SIR! Yes, you, the one swinging that bicycle chain over his head! That's just about close enough, thank you very much! I... I... holy geez, is that an actual scaffold you guys are putting together, back there...?"
"Now wait a minute. I told the truth about the Purple Hearts before I didn't. I may have called you guys "war criminals" and "village burning murderers" but I didn't mean that in a negative way. I have also committed genocide in my heart."
LOL!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
LMAO!