[Mr. Silverback]

Your people are up before dawn figuring out which minority group shouldn't be allowed to marry today.

Untrue, obviously, but even if true, it would compare nicely with his political fellows, who once used to get up before dawn to decide which minority to shoot, torture or starve to death that day.

But then Ronald Reagan came along and handed them their tuchis. Mikey didn't get the memo that Communism is so 20th Century.

[TOUGH STOUGH]

LOL!!!!! Wow, this is '04, what could he possibly be thinking?????

[TOUGH STOUGH]

"Your people are up before dawn figuring out which minority group shouldn't be allowed to marry today."

This isn't how you spend your mornings?