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BOARDHEAD TO THE RESCUE-Kerry is UNFIT #21 (THUMBSUCKER SERIES)
CNN | 8.31.04 | Mia T

Posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:40 PM PDT by Mia T

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1 posted on 08/31/2004 1:16:42 PM PDT by Mia T
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To: WorkingClassFilth; jla; Gail Wynand; Brian Allen; Wolverine; Lonesome in Massachussets; IVote2; ...

ping


2 posted on 08/31/2004 1:17:54 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

BTTT


3 posted on 08/31/2004 1:19:18 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: SuzanneC; McGruff; cyncooper
lookie here...Mia's is the only place I've seen John Ain't No Wind Kerry hitting the water yesterday. No secret service to blame...guess he'll blame God.

Mia, Al Hunt wrote today in the Wall Street Journal that Kerry is banging his head up against the wall in frustration over the Swiftie ads. Others chatttering that he's ready to fire some people over this, reshuffle the deck chairs.

Isn't this instructive on how Commander In Chief Kerry would handle troubled times that will surely come if he's elected.

4 posted on 08/31/2004 1:32:52 PM PDT by YaYa123 (@Kerry Spinners = Head Banging Today.com)
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To: Mia T

'Nuff said.

5 posted on 08/31/2004 1:38:31 PM PDT by ConservativeBamaFan (We know too much, and are convinced of too little. --T.S. Elliot)
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To: Mia T
When this administration talks about preemption, they're talking strictly about the Gap - not the Core. The strategic stability that defines the Core is not altered one whit by this new strategy, because preemption is all about striking first against actors or states you believe - quite reasonably - are undeterrable in the normal sense.

Absolutely.

Anybody have any bright ideas how to deter someone who is planning to die in their attack?

6 posted on 08/31/2004 1:55:13 PM PDT by Restorer
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To: Mia T

hello Mia
thanks for the ping
& bttt


7 posted on 08/31/2004 1:57:41 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: Mia T

Aloha and thanks for the ping. You do good work!


8 posted on 08/31/2004 2:20:43 PM PDT by malia (because of John F. Kerry !!! - The Vietnam Generation was Robbed of its Heroes and its History)
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To: Mia T

bump


9 posted on 08/31/2004 2:50:51 PM PDT by jla (http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/memorial_fund.asp)
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To: YaYa123
Mia, Al Hunt wrote today in the Wall Street Journal that Kerry is banging his head up against the wall in frustration over the Swiftie ads--YaYa123

Al Hunt's profound ignorance about the Swiftee charges only confirms my view of him, (i.e., that Hunt don't dog.) Al Hunt would do better in a less investigatory line of work.

10 posted on 08/31/2004 4:48:17 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: BeforeISleep

thx bump


11 posted on 08/31/2004 4:53:22 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: malia

thx :)


12 posted on 08/31/2004 4:53:45 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

you're welcome


13 posted on 08/31/2004 4:59:13 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: Mia T

bttt


14 posted on 08/31/2004 7:02:10 PM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: jla; Wolverine; YaYa123; All

By the bye, Nixon in '71 on Kerry's rich-women/rich-food tactic....

You told 'em you were no Dukakis and you're not. As the Bush campaign pulverized him in August 1988, the Duke ran away to Tanglewood.
Sixteen years later, you haven't fled to Tanglewood, you've lammed out for Nantucket.

And now you're holed up in the $9 million mansion on Hulbert Avenue that your second wife's first husband's trust fund bought....

``O'Neill,'' you could say to the head Swift Boat vet, ``why am I not connecting with the voters? I like all the same things they do - hang-gliding, $35 million Gulfstream jets, ski chalets in Sun Valley . . .''

You're John Kerry, and after a hard day of riding your $8,000 Serotta bike, you owe yourself a big feed, and may I recommend one of our favorites here at Topper's?

Go for the grilled Peking Duck breast and confit with quinoa, tot soi and ginger-peach chutney.

Dead duck, Senator. It's always in season for liberal Massachusetts snots running for president. Not lame duck, but dead duck.

Howie Carr
Kerry's served on GOP menu as dead duck.


15 posted on 09/01/2004 4:24:30 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T
Very nice, Mia...DemonRATS cannot be entrusted with Power in this dangerous time!!

Spread the word...MUD

16 posted on 09/24/2004 7:17:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: Mia T

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)


17 posted on 09/24/2004 7:20:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: YaYa123
"Kerry is banging his head up against the wall in frustration over the Swiftie ads."

Seriesly, what does he expect?! The dude came back from a 13-month stint after four months, then LIED about those he had just left behind...Kerry branded them as inhuman ANIMALS, raping and pillaging the defenseless peasant-folk!! Did Hanoi John believe these honorable men were gonna go away and fergive and fergit how this girleyman had attacked the honor they hold so dear?!

"Others chatttering that he's ready to fire some people over this, reshuffle the deck chairs."

I thought he just did that a coupla weeks ago, giving us all the new Clintonoids...he's gonna clean house AGAIN?!

FReegards...MUD

18 posted on 09/24/2004 7:26:01 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

bump!


19 posted on 09/24/2004 7:35:42 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: jla; All
Windsurfing in the Persian Gulf
WHY JOHN KERRY IS DANGEROUS FOR AMERICA

by Mia T, 9.24.04


Kerry is UNFIT #21:
THUMBSUCKER SERIES
-BOARDHEAD TO THE RESCUE-

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"I mean, I was in Safwan. I went there when the signing of the armistice took place at the end of the war."

John Kerry
The O'Reilly Factor, 2001







ohn Kerry's odd phrasing, above, suggests he was more likely windsurfing in the Persian Gulf than witnessing the signing of the Gulf-War cease fire. (Kerry's prior relevant vote, as well as his tawdry dilettantish tendencies, would tend to support this view.)

Similarly, Kerry's statements about the Iraq War hint at cognitive and ethical, if not corporeal, absence; they tell us more about John Kerry than simply what his Iraq-War politics may be.

WINDSUCKER

Anyway the wind blows is fine with me
Anyway the wind blows, it don't matter to me

--Frank Zappa

Windsurfing, like war, transcends the particular in its revelations about John Kerry. Although windsurfing is delicious metaphor--witness the recent Bush-Cheney ad--windsurfing in its most literal, technical sense is what best exposes Kerry for what he is--a wussy, opportunistic fraud.

RIGGED

Kerry's gear is the dead giveaway.

Kerry sails on what boardheads call "light air,"--one just cannot escape the metaphors here-- i.e., a gigantic sail estimated at 11 square meters, and a humongous board providing redundant flotation.

According to expert windsurfer, Paul Kotik:

"No hard-core windsurfer would be caught dead on a rig like that. If you need a sail that big and a board the size of the Titanic, then guess what ? It isn't windy enough to go sailing! Real sailors head out when high winds call for sails in the 5 square meter size, or smaller, and boards so small (and therefore fast and maneuverable) that they won't even float the sailor unless they are moving along at a decent clip. They are big skis, not small boats. Kerry's wussy rig is what you use when you must be seen to be windsurfing. Sailing a rig like that is to real windsurfing what skippering a supertanker is to riding a jetski... The hardcore windsurfer's credo is "Just say 'no" to six-point-oh", meaning that if you need a sail in a size bigger than 5.0 square meters, there ain't no point."

A windsurfer friend of mine, Rod, adds this observation, "Long boards typically have something called a centerboard or a daggerboard which acts as a fulcrum for turning large boards like [Kerry's]. Daggerboards are for total weenies."

Visible in Kerry's Nantucket windsurfing photo-op video is what appears to be evidence of a daggerboard--the knob on top of the board that controls dagger position.

Rod continues, "Up-hauling is another weenie windsurf situation. If the wind is so light that you stand on top of the board and pull the mast up out of the water to begin sailing, there is very little wind. Water starting is... what keeps most people out of the experienced ranks... It is the only way to start in high wind/deep water conditions."

Conversely, according to Rod, some wind is required in a water start. "In a water start, you are not standing on anything, just floating in deep water. You 'fly' the sail, controlling it just inches above the your head and the water, moving your feet onto the board; the sailor pops the sail up filling it with wind, which pulls you up onto the board in one maneuver and propels the board forward."

Kerry's gigantic sail suggests a deliberate wind-avoidance strategy and, hence, an up-hauling, not water-starting, boarding technique scenario. Indeed, given Kerry's reflexive avoidance of high wind/deep water conditions over the years, weenie up-hauling is the only credible scenario.

 

John "One Position on Iraq" Kerry's 1971 Replay

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COPYRIGHT MIA T 2004

 

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20 posted on 09/24/2004 7:41:23 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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