[Wonder Warthog]

"Hey ... what am I going to wrap the fish in now that they don't make newspapers anymore?">

Oh, there'll still be newspapers---they'll just be a lot smaller, only have ads for local businesses, and report only local events. Still quite adequate for wrapping fish, though.

IT CAN'T HAPPEN TOO SOON TO PLEASE ME.

[G.Mason]

"Still quite adequate for wrapping fish, though."

Sure! Crappies, but watta I'm gonna do with them thar 34" Red fish! ;)