[smith288]

God...I cant believe archaic govt like this are still functioning... God help those "citizens".

[dfwgator]

Lil' Kim's dead Dad, Kim Jong-Il is still the official President in North Korea. I mean, the go the Rats one better. Here the dead can only vote, there the dead can still be President.

[NYFriend]

"Under Kang Sang-choon, there is a post called 'Daily Log Section Chief.' His main task is to record what Kang reported to Kim Jong-il, what went on at major meetings, and direct instructions by Kim Jong-il himself. Instructions about Kim Jong-chol were part of a pocket book recorded by the Daily Log Section Chief, which was smuggled out of N. Korea."

What the article doesn't say is that, under the Daily Log Station Chief, there is the Deputy Daily Log Station Chief, whose job is to burn the Daily Log at the end of each day. Obviously, he has failed, and will be demoted to the Assistant to the Deputy Daily Log Station Chief, who simply charged with recording the fact that the Daily Log is burned. The previous Assistant to the Deputy Daily Log Station Chief did not, as you might suppose, fail in his duties, as the record of the burning of the Daily Log is also burned that the end of each day, but the Deputy Assistant tot he Deputy Daily Log Station Chief. Did I mention that there is full employment in North Korea?