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To: TBarnett34
MIDI - MY FAVORITE THINGS (2nd version)

Krispy Kreme donuts with extra cream filling...find me a buffet 'cause I'm always willing
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Deep fried fresh veggies with nice crispy breading...there's lots of fiber there that I am getting
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Theatre popcorn with two cups of butter...half-eaten Snickers bars found in the gutter
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there

Large baked potatoes with salt and cheese topping...whoops, there goes seven more buttons a popping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Fresh eggnog smoothies with cookies and crackers...I weigh more than the front four of the Packers
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

Steaks fried in bacon grease, Hollandaise dripping...chugging down brewskis...there's no time for sipping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things

In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there

30 posted on 08/30/2004 8:34:15 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)
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To: doug from upland

Stop, you'll make us hungry ;)


75 posted on 08/30/2004 9:16:15 PM PDT by Libertina (Abandoning Vietnam: 3.5 million died, (2.5 in Cambodia killing fields), 1.4 mil refugees)
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To: doug from upland

lol one of your funniest!


93 posted on 08/30/2004 10:59:36 PM PDT by SupplySider
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To: doug from upland

#30 is another gem from DFU. You rock, Doug!


96 posted on 08/31/2004 1:14:50 AM PDT by Grani ("Kerry WAS in Cambodia......before he was NOT in Cambodia." --- RonDog)
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