I do, however, have a problem with some of the terminology used to describe Michael Moore: To call him a slob is an insult to slobs everywhere; to call him a pig is likewise a slur against pigs worldwide (some of which are dedicated enough to give their all for our breakfast!) and to call him a piece of sh$t is a knock against pure fertilizer that helps our gardens.
However, if I may suggest: Michael Moore is an alien clone sent by AQ to try and undermine our morale as a patriotic, fighting nation. I suggest we help him expand his "sphere of influence" with all the hot air he so desires, and send him to the Hindu Kush and turn him loose. Just a thought.
I think it's most accurate to refer to him as a Hutt.