LOL oh the thoughts ive had!
I wont allow it in our living quarters but how it happens is they sit out on the back porch and smoke so if we just happen to need to go to the laundry room or just out back its like they are sitting in wait for one of us. then they pounce. they do not say a word to me but boy my poor hubby. it will come to a head sooner rather than later and its going to get messy I think.
Much as your dear hubby would like to avoid them, he really needs to lay it on the line to them. Shut up or find a new place to live! HE is the head of the house and HE needs to deal with this problem. It will never be solved if he doesn't. I will pray for both of you to get this resolved.