It wasn't Dr Seuss.
The rhyme scheme is aabba, and that makes it a limerick.
Like I care. Actually it makes you sound even more childish. There's plenty of things to disagree with Patty J about, but stooping to this infantile level of emotional name calling puts you on the same level as the morons on the NY streets. They call people they disagree with "Taliban *" in a very similar manner.