So I will be satisfied when you retract it
Retract it? No way. It's a good joke. I LOL'ed when I first heard it, because it has a basis in fact -- Pat's anti-Semitism.
You don't think Pat is anti-Semitic; I do. Thus, you don't find the joke funny; I do.
Pat was my first Conservative hero when I was a youngster (well, second, next to WFB). I still love Pat personally, and still agree with much of what he says. However, I don't go along with his protectionist views. And, I do hate to say it, he's anti-Semitic.
I must say, he has been especially awesome lately with his support of the Swifties. Go Pat!
And go Israel, too! ;-)