Posted on 08/30/2004 9:59:47 AM PDT by gattaca
This is just one of the lies the liberals tell themselves. They also believe conservatives want dirty water and air. (Reminds me of the Muslims teaching their kids and Jews drink the blood of Islamic babies.)
Joe lives in NJ?
Conservatives are against spending unlimited amounts of money to set up regulations based on unproven claims. So to a liberal, that means conservatives are against food safety, because the liberal wants one of those jobs as a regulator. ;)
Puleez Ping.
Joe gets up at 6am to go to work because some liberal is too busy butting into his life to get a real job and has made his life a living hell.
Joe will get home after 6pm turn on the TV only to find out some liberal has made another attempt at making his life miserable and wont be able to retire until he is 72 years old, if he lives that long.
ROFLMAO
No, what liberals fight for is quality standards unsupported by any medical or biological evidence.
Apparently, nobody drank water before the Clean Water Act because it was so unsafe for humans.
Joe actually has a home, a workplace and a bank to go to, and he doesn't speak German or Russian or Arabic because conservatives did not allow liberals to eliminate the armed forces and jail all our soldiers, sailors and airmen as "war criminals."
Joe's company is able to offer him his excellent salary and benfits package because conservatives will not allow liberals to nationalize all private industry in America and turn this nation into yet another decrepit utopian hellhole.
Joe is able to go to the church of his choice and to worship God in the way he chooses to because conservatives will not allow liberals to expunge all traces of God out of our public and private lives, close down the churches and send the clergy to re-education camps.
Joe can own land, build a home on it and use it for any legal activity he chooses because conservatives won't allow liberals to use the government to sieze his property and declare it off limits to any human activity because the habitat of the Lower East 10th Street crawling oak fungus must be protected.
I'm out of time - feel free to add as you see fit.
Smith288, average white, middle-class man, woke up this morning not having to fight islamunists outside his front door thanks to conservative folks willing to stand up for our safety.
It doesn't matter if you are a liberal or a conservative. Leaving raw meat out at room temp for a few hours during packing isn't a wise idea.
Impressive. A liberal was able to make a list of all the liberal programs from which I benefit each day. I could just as easily write a list of conservative programs/beliefs that a liberal benefits from every day.
"Joe-liberal wakes up. He doesn't have to go to the fields to pick cotton for da mastah because some Republican thought it would be a good idea to free all the slaves."
As an ex-Democrat, you are absolutely correct. This is what men like Zell Miller and Ed Koch have been saying for years. The Democratic party is not what it once was. Not even close.
Funny, they didn't ask my permission to use the title. ;)
Poorly researched? Heck, it's delusional.
Michael Moore is absolutely right. This morning, I selected left-handed Anabaptists to screw over. Tomorrow is red-haired carpenters with a hairy mole on their right ear.
Jokes from another era's liberal paradise:
Oops, there not enough money left in the check after taxes were deducted to pay for all his bills/needs that the government does not provide for because those evil conservatives blocked more government services. Note to self: get the rich to pay more taxes so liberals can provide me more "free" things.
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