To: Catspaw
I just heard crowd estimate at 125,000
Okay, let's do some math. They say 250,000. Now it's 125,000. Let's reduce that number again by 50%. That gets ya to 62,500. Subtract about 2500 media types so the number's down to 60,000. Then the undercover officer types--let's say that's about another 5,000. Then let's take off another 5,000 for people who got stuck in the crowd, so we're down to 50,000....
Let's continue this shall we:
Subtract to half for those poeple that actually know how to vote, 25,000.
Half again, those that are not felons, 12,500.
Half again, those that will be in drug induced stupor and won't be able to take time to vote, 6,250.
Subtract 75% because they can't find ABB on the ballet, 1560.
Subtract half of those because in the search for "Any body but Bush" they see "Bush" and vote for him, 780.
Not strong enough to punch out the chad (they are in a Democratic district remember), down to 80.
Too busy making new signs (the Hitler=Bush sign was getting old), 35.
Too busy protesting to protect the mosquito, down to 8.
Too busy doing manly wind surfing like the rest of the manly men, still at 8 (even fags don't wind surf).
At the emergency room with bloody nose from catching the football wrong (trying to show America they are average guys catching football), down to 2.
Waiting in Emergency room for AIDs test to come back after bleeding on football, down to 1.
Net Kerry voters -------- 13,187,984 (after the voter fraud from the rat machine.)
So, you see this is good for the Kerry and Stew Ped campaign.
1,107 posted on
08/29/2004 11:44:36 AM PDT by
Joe_October
(Saddam supported Terrorists. Al Qaeda are Terrorists. I can't find the link.)
To: Joe_October
How many of them are just walking around the block for the opportunity to pass the cameras again?
1,114 posted on
08/29/2004 11:45:42 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Uday is DU in Pig Latin)
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