ISLAM You have two cows. One refuses to join your jihad, so you kill it.
The other wears a full-length burka so as not to excite any of the bulls.
CHINA You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported
the numbers.
PALESTINE You have two cows. You use one for a shield while you throw rocks at the Israeli police. You put a time bomb inside the other and send it into an Israeli marketplace.
When both cows die you blame the Jews.
ZIMBABWE You have two black-and-white cows. You decide that you don't like the white parts, so decide to hack them off with a knife. You then wonder why the cows seem to be dying. You blame the white cow in the next paddock for the whole thing.
Texas. You have two cows. You barbeque them.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. You are not allowed to milk them, eat them, or repair their pasture or barn, by the government. Eventually they get eaten by a wolf pack. The government thinks this is a good outcome. You are ticked off at the waste of two good cows.