BINGO!
Posted on 08/28/2004 8:28:09 PM PDT by aculeus
BINGO!
"Well give it BACK! You're getting it all wrinkled!!!"
LOL! I often wonder why women who want larger rears or chests don't just EAT ... it's much more fun than surgery!
Hey there, Marie! How's the baby?
Hellery can supply the entire military...
First, if the military plastic surgeons worked on civilians, who would pay their malpractice?
Second, what exactly are the taxpayers paying for anyway?
- the service member takes their vacation time for recovery;
- the hospital and staff are ALREADY PAID FOR...they are fixed costs, there to take care of the medical needs of the servicemen and their families (and occasionally retirees).
- if they are not doing anything else, and I can attest to the fact that military physicians in peace time are not overworked, then why not let them do this?
- the servicemember pays the cost of the implants (which due to litigation issues is substantial)
- the anesthesia can be done for less than $50 cost (consumables and meds). Once again, the anesthesia manpower costs are already paid for and available.
I really do not see the big deal here.
I know that too well, which is why I have to watch it *LOL*
LOL
The correct answer is "My momma didn't raise no fool".
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Does that include the Big Ass Catfish picture? |
(Ebonics voice)
Yo ULONDA!
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!
You tell it like it is IEESHA!
She looks like one of them.....lawyer's girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We're talking slim pickin's girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don't even....see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She's just so....WHITE!
(end Ebonics voice)
I like small butts,
that I can not lie,
You honkies can't deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
I'd beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she's wearing,
Her pants, they're almost tearing.
No, baby, I want a flat booty,
That's tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
that butt you got is...
[White guy]
OOH! SO CORNY!
Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
'Cause you ain't that average chickety!
To Hell with romancin'!
I'll take her wallet dancin'!
RICH! BITCH!
I'll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!
So Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah?
Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah?
Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
I like 'em flat,
And small!
And when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself,
I'm doing to dog-pound call!
BARK! BARK! BARK!
Don't like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!
I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I see a big booty,
I'll put it in the blender!
Don't want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Ulondas!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they're talking about!
362436!
HA!
If she's 7 8...
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
Weird Al "Baby Got Jack"
Keep the light on, I'm coming over.
A plastic butt, what a novel idea.
Not, baja caliente pantaloons???
Now that's a biggie.
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