This is from "The Onion" right? This sounds like the speech from the editor of the Los Angeles Times a while back. In fact, it sounds a lot like Kerry speeches of late. Those nasty conservatives are questioning me.
This guy is so far to the left he makes Ralph Nader look like the founder of the John Birch Society. He spews his Prozac ramblings in the K.C. Star once a week. It is the only part of the paper that wont compost. Even the germs turn their nose up at his writing.