"The Dork Chronicles," starring those two special johns, Kerry & Edwards

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[Grampa Dave]

[Wolfstar]

The character on the right is actually less scary than the one on the left with the suit, tie and jabbing finger.

[Wolfstar]

Superb cartoon, Grampa.

[RockinRight]

Where did you find the pic of Bill and Hillary?

Slick Willie with wild hair and a beard--that's scary. And Hillary, I don't wanna go there!

[Tamzee]

Ahhh, yes! This is hilarious ROFL

How can someone be such a moron and such a weasel at the same time? ;-)

[Grampa Dave]

The Right Stuff versus The Wrong Stuff

Any Questions?

[Grampa Dave]

Kerry's Christmas in Scambodia with his treasured CIA hat.

[Grampa Dave]

Laura versus Ma Ma T Rex (who ain't been seen nor heard from in weeks!)

There should be no questions, here!

[Wolfstar]

One of these days, I'll try to do one just on his weird, awkward arm and hand movements. The man is strange.

[Wolfstar]

Here's Mr. Wrong Stuff describing how he took a dive off the highest Olympic diving board (or is he describing the direction of his campaign).

[Grampa Dave]

Moi Le Jacquestrap Kerri is the dreamy Dork candidate of the left wing girly boys.

[Wolfstar]

In this shot, Mr. Wrong Stuff seems grim and out of sorts even at his own fund raiser. That's Tony Bennett in the background looking ill and cranky. Must have been some fun party...

[sully777]

GERALDINE & JOHN (EdwardsKerry Are Johns)
Lyrics from Joe Jackson’s I’m The Man CD (c. A&M Records 1979) 


See the bright red sports car, see the happy couple
See their clothes so white and their skin so pink
See them playing squash gotta keep their bodies supple
How they kiss goodnight but tomorrow they’ll be thinking
All day long - all day long

Geraldine and john
See the happy couple - so inseperable
And the beat goes on
And for better or worse
They are married but of course
Not to each other

Geraldine and john gotta keep it under cover
See they scheme and sweat but it’s all worthwhile
Now he goes back home to a wife who’s not a lover
Now her eyes are wet but tomorrow she’ll be smiling
All day long - all day long

Geraldine and john
See the happy couple - so inseperable
And the beat goes on
And for better or worse
They are married but of course
Not to each other

And the feeling’s getting stronger
That they can’t go on much longer
Somewhere down the track
Something has to crack

Geraldine just packed all her things and went to mother
Johnny seems ok happy wife happy home
See the scar on his face from the day he met her brother
But nothing hurts no more, nothing more than being lonely
All day long - all day long

Geraldine and john
See the happy couple - so inseperable
And the beat goes on
And for better or worse
They are married but of course
Not to each other

[Wolfstar]

Speaking of grim...what the camera shows when the subject doesn't know he's being photographed:

[Wolfstar]

Terrific, Sully, just terrific.

[Grampa Dave]

He looks like he has gained 5-10 pounds in his face and aged ten years since the convention.

[Wolfstar]

If I get elected, I'll be the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie vice president:

[Grampa Dave]

Looks like a funeral where the libs are not laughing.

Kerry with the Swift Boat Vets has worn out his last injections of BoTox he got while on his vacation. You could plant some rows of corn in the furrows in/on his brow.

[Wolfstar]

He looks like he has gained 5-10 pounds in his face and aged ten years since the convention.

Amazing, isn't it. If the looks on their faces are any guide, their internal polls must not be pretty.

[Wolfstar]

You could plant some rows of corn in the furrows in/on his brow.

LOL! Yeah, and notice how sallow his complextion is. Totally at odds with the vigorous, "I'm an all sports jock" photo ops they've been doing.