A winter haircut? Is that remedied by a Brazilian waxing?
It sure is. According to Andrew "Dice" Clay, it can also be used to grow tomatoes.
On one of those links there's a different angle of the A-cupped fool pictured on the thread. It's a shot from behind, and her legs are slightly apart, and let's just say it looks like there's a pony standing in front of her, and you can see his tail between her legs.