[Grampa Dave]

"It's also worth mentioning his tenure as Chairman of the DNC during the Clinton years."

So he is in the Al Ghorroid camp of "There is no controlling legal authority for elite liberals like me!"

[Buddy Ryan]

Randall considers Harrisburg, PA's capital, a backwards-ass crappy little city that is unworthy of his greatness. If he travels 100 miles an hour on the turnpike, he can make it back to Philadelphia in less than an hour. So he does it regularly. I hate this guy. He's a regular on the Eagles post-game show, which I would love to watch, but can't, because I can't stand to look at his fat head and listen to his amateur take on the games.