Uh oh... Eviloootion is in trouble now.
You assume correctly.
Why would evolutionary science be in trouble? Is God not allowed to use whatever means He may desire to form Humankind - or the entire universe? Why should He be forced to limit Himself to the wave of a Heavenly Hand?
Today we tend to want instant gratification. Should we bestow Him with the same weakness?
You misunderstand me. I was simply poking a bit of fun.
I firmly believe that God is behind this whole mess and that science is simply figuring out how he did it*.
I must say, the more we figure out the more clever God appears.
* Yes, this means that I believe "Goddidit"