[P-Marlowe]

The republicans don't need any additional hot female role models in order to be considered "cool."

The republicans already have Alice Cooper. That's enough.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

The republicans already have Alice Cooper. That's enough.

If you think a cross-dressing, needle-stuck walking corpse like Alice Cooper is "cool," I can't understand why you'd object to Britney Spears appearing at the RNC. Spears is much easier on the eyes than Alice flippin' Cooper, don't you think?