Posted on 08/25/2004 2:46:47 AM PDT by gwb43_2004
Men don't understand their wives, why would anyone expect to understand women as a whole???
A Lifetime Television poll? The women who watch that type of programming aren't capable of making up their minds....they don't have one.
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man and remove reason and accountability"
AS GOOD AS IT GETS, Jack Nicholson
Lifetime? Barf-a-rama! I'm a woman who's seen, and connected with, plenty of Bush commercials, thanks to them being run on sports programming! ;)
In this, they are not alone....
Nomad: That unit is defective. Its thinking is chaotic. Absorbing it unsettled me.
Kirk: That unit is a woman.
Nomad: A mass of conflicting impulses.
So can women name one man on earth who DOES understand them?
"Neither Bush nor Kerry understand U.S. Women."
Wow...a rare non-partisan area of agreement is at last reached. But who does? I'd like to sign up for their lectures...
Women are nuts. Who the hell understands them? Fortunately, we can't live without them.
LOL!!!!
how many lanes did you want on that bridge to Hawaii?
Bridge to Hawaii
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
At once the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, my wife says that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
As usual, this "poor women are misunderstood by mean men, boohoo" attitude is pure leftist bunkum (and note that only half of women felt that way, the liberal half I'll bet). If you want to look at a real working marriage, look at President Bush and his treatment of Laura, versus the poseur sKerry and his treatment towards the women/bank accounts in his life.
All women should be disgusted with sKerry's cavalier treatment of women, his wives (both of them), his arrogance and ignorance on issues of freedom, security, dignity, and integrity. He should apologize to the American people for his utter disregard for the issues that matter while he plays out his old VN fantasies.
Section. 2. The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment and to settle domestic disputes.
Women are as individual and unique as men. (And who possibly understands men?)
Just last night, Mrs. B told me why Kerry's commercials were a flop.
( This is the self described "New Deal Democrat" I married who recently registered to vote Republican... took me 19 years to do it, but I prevailed )
"He told me everything wrong with with Bush... what he didn't tell me was why I should vote for him..."
"name one man on earth who DOES understand them"?
Christopher Lowell? ;-)
LLS
Senator Hillary is the only man who understands women and their basic needs.
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