Posted on 08/25/2004 2:39:01 AM PDT by kattracks
BIG BUMP!
HeeHeeHee I like this one!
SEmper Fi, I see that USMC sticker there!!
You know what will drive a Hate-Bush type like your Sister-In-Law completely stark raving batty? Tell her that you strongly support the President, but if Kerry wins, you think the country will be OK. Tell her that you are supporting Bush because you think he is by far the best candidate, but that John F'n Kerry, while certainly not as good as George W. Bush, would not be a terrible President.
If she is the least little bit polite and reasonable, she will have to consider the proposition that the re-election of the President would not be the end of the World. This sets off a fatal cascade of paradoxical conditions in the rabid Hate-Bushie mind, and they become completely apoplectic.
The first time I did this trick, it was by accident. I was just trying to be nice to a member of the family. But the ensuing melt-down was so much fun to watch, I must admit to pulling it a couple of times since then just for fun!
You need another W04 sticker to balance out the upper left corner. Besides that, this vehicle is perfection on wheels...
Bookmarking
Tell her to leave now, and if Kerry wins you'll pay her way back. Otherwise just stay put!
Ow! That's going to leave a mark!
Is your tag-line what you really believe?
Bingo! Bush is not that dumb a fisherman. And John F*ckin's trying to wriggle off the hook he latched himself onto. Clever work for someone liberals dismiss as a dunce. Guess who'll have the last laugh in November? Have fun watching it play out, boys and girls.
"my sister-in-law said if Bush wins that she is leaving the country"
Tell her ole LLS says she is a liar! She and her "kind" bloviate, but never leave.
I present to her the "Bullwhip Baldwin Award" for ignorance!
LLS
Kerry sent a story to a humane society club saying he had a dog on the boats and it went MIA when a MINE blew up a boat..... so there was no MINE????
Just on Fox this morning.
For something else, not that anyone here has:
http://www.marklarose.com/AlwaysRemember.htm
Who else used the phrase "Peace In Our Time"?
LOL!
A little botox will take care of that jaw.
I have lots of empty boxes and a truck.
Freepmail me when she's ready to roll....:)
"Vets at VA hospitals often have limited reading materials, a wonderful gift is to donate your Unfit for Command to you local VA medical center and state run veterans homes so that our fellow brothers and heros will know more about John Kerry before the November election. "
That's very good. Thanks for the ping.
It might be fun to put her on the mailing lists of some travel agencies....for informational purposes,of course......not to 'stir the pot' so to speak. :-]
"Well. Bye."
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