[r9etb]

Cripes what a jackass. Can't Kerry see that the he's the one who has made this as big an issue as it has become? The more he brings it up, the more people figure he must be hiding something.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.....

[keats5]

Could you imagine being a Kerry handler?:

"John, don't even touch a baseball or a football. If they tell you to dress like a bunny- RESIST! I know it's fun, Johnny, but it looks silly. Maybe you shouldn't ski until after the election. If you water ski, stick with the body suit, they're checking for scars. Tell Teresa, she can now take her vacation. It's OK, she's done enough. Try not to insult the Vets again. Remember, you used to be against them, but now you are for them. No more spandex shots. Our polls show these people don't thinks that's macho."

"Now- about your Buddhist hand greeting thing, John. It's offending the French. They don't like all this religion."