Not to worry. His biographer will go back and discover that they were engaging the entire NVA, Viet Cong,the Red Army and some disgruntled Boy Scouts.
Aaaaah, an astute observer:-)
Yep, Brinkley will 'discover' that Kerry squared off against the entire 3rd NVA Division, led by Gen Giap himself!
"Upon receiving fire from a river bank, LtJG Kerry beached his boat, grabbed an M-60 and three ten bandoleers of ammo, ran into the jungle under intense enemy fire and SINGLE-HANDEDLY killed 267 743 NVA regulars. AND that Kerry had Gen Giap 'in his sights' but ran out of the ammo in his first bandoleer, and by the time he reloaded Giap had scooted off into the bush like a scarred bunny. HOWEVER, ignoring his own safety LtJG Kerry stood there firing, the enemy droppoing like flies. AND had Kerry not run out of ammo at first, Giap would have been dead and LtJG Kerry would have ENDED the WAR all by himself right then and there!"
Cries for monuments and statutes of LtJG Kerry will come from the masses and that they immediately be erected all over DC to honor this great hero. Greater even than George Washington. President Kerry, nah --- he should be KING?!?
~~kerry mocking off~~
Thank goodness we had John F'n Kerry standing fast against the dastardly homophobes!!!