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How to clean the toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely, the Dog


 

228 posted on 08/24/2004 10:00:26 AM PDT by tomkow6 (.....????????????)
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To: tomkow6

tomkow6 wrote:


How to clean the toilet







ROFLMAO!

(SICK!)


233 posted on 08/24/2004 10:24:33 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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ROFLMBO!!


268 posted on 08/24/2004 12:00:33 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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