[Old Sarge]

Hey, WE'RE fortunate to have a young girl with a brain in her head!

She's done real well in every training environment we've thrown her into. She makes us NCO's look good - and that's a biggie...

[tomkow6]

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, 
Ms Feather, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a 
seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. 

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting, I 
observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y 
jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. 

When the doctor finally came in, I said, "Look, Doc, I'm a little confused. 
This is my first rectal exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is 
for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" 

At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. 
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... 

"Darn it Ms Feather!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"

[MoJo2001]

Hey, WE'RE fortunate to have a young girl with a brain in her head!

She's done real well in every training environment we've thrown her into. She makes us NCO's look good - and that's a biggie...
 

Good morning Sarge!

I read this comment to my mom on the phone this morning. My mom's first instinct was to come to Kentucky and kick your butt for such a sexist statement. I guess because she knows so many men with that type of brain dead mentality. I assured her that it wasn't your fault that you knew everything. Hehe!