[Warren]

JOHN Kerry, JOHN Edwards, JOHN McCain.
Hey, I don't want to slander all people named John, but there does
seem to be something here at least when politicians are concerned.

[jejones]

Ever watch The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension?

"You are?"
"John Ya-Ya."
"And you're... John Smallberries!"

[hattend]

You forgot McCain's partner in the Keating scandal, JOHN Glenn.