Poster no. 161016, this wasn't a great way to start your day. Wheaties would have been better.
Look I'm an immigrant from Colombia. I saw how the degenerates started the drug trade. Then the right started the war on drugs. The battlefield and the casualties were not our American homeland. Is there a better way? It's okay when the ravages of our little ethical disputes are sorted out in some sterile petri dish. But, cruise ships won't stop at my birthplace of Cartagena anymore, too dangerous. So let's light up another one.