[Euro-American Scum]

Carrot cake with cream cheese. Of course you could put cream cheese on a bumper and it'd taste good.

Stuffed dates -- pitted dates, stuffed with cream cheese, topped with a walnut or pecan.

Put 'em out as appetizers on Thanksgiving morning, I guarantee you won't have to cook a turkey in the afternoon.

[writer33]

It sounds good, but if that all fails, give me hot apple pie.